To say that being a millenial isn’t easy would be a massive understatement.
Shit is fucking hard as hell.
While you can just go to school to become a doctor, dentist, lawyer, accountant, librarian, or whatever other lame job you might want to spend
your life doing, there isn’t any formal education on being a millennial.
That’s where I come in.
My name is Aaron Watershow, and I’ve mastered the art of being a millennial.
So you’re probably asking yourself what that entails right? So here’s a few of my qualifications:
1. I have crippling student loan debt. But instead of trying to pay that down faster, I often choose to rack up $200 bar tabs on the weekends, and sometimes at Thursday Happy Hours.
2. My last seven dates have come via swipe. Look the Notebook was tight and all (yes ladies, I cried), but I think we can all admit that romance in the days when AIM and texting didn’t exist was sub optimal. Why approach a girl at a bar when you can log on to Tinder and swipe until you potentially see that same girl on the app. Full proof plan that’s never actually worked for me, but i’m pretty positive it one day might.
3. I’ve gone an entire weekend without leaving the couch.
So yeah, as you can tell, milleniel life is pretty fucking sweet.
On this site, I intend to take you in to the life of your everyday milleniel.
Its my goal that you leave this site educated in some way: whether that be learning how to something blah blah or .
Bottom line is I have more thots than Instagram and I needed to get them out to the world.
Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoy your stay.